2 posts tagged “animals”
LOOK AT THE BABY HEDGEHOG! LOOKITTTTT! LOOK! OMG! YUMMY!
I've been trying to figure out what kind of voice this hedgehog has. Maybe like an LOLCat kind of voice? Or like an old timey newsman kind of voice? Or maybe like a Barry White voice, just to juxtapose his little body? He kind of looks old and wise, but there's definitely youth radiating from his spirit. It's a tough call.
That's what sucks about this picture. Now I know this hedgehog exists, but I also know that he and I will never, ever meet. That's going to rip me apart inside. I don't know what kind of voice he actually has and I never will know because he's off somewhere in his part of the world and I'm over here in mine. We won't cross paths. It's highly unlikely anyway. Even if we did, he wouldn't know to say hi. I am one of many admirers.
Suddenly, I am angry with the person who has shared this photo with me. I was better off not knowing. I was happy when I was ignorant.
I've been trying to figure out what kind of voice this hedgehog has. Maybe like an LOLCat kind of voice? Or like an old timey newsman kind of voice? Or maybe like a Barry White voice, just to juxtapose his little body? He kind of looks old and wise, but there's definitely youth radiating from his spirit. It's a tough call.
That's what sucks about this picture. Now I know this hedgehog exists, but I also know that he and I will never, ever meet. That's going to rip me apart inside. I don't know what kind of voice he actually has and I never will know because he's off somewhere in his part of the world and I'm over here in mine. We won't cross paths. It's highly unlikely anyway. Even if we did, he wouldn't know to say hi. I am one of many admirers.
Suddenly, I am angry with the person who has shared this photo with me. I was better off not knowing. I was happy when I was ignorant.
Your license plate read 'FRNK4TR' - m4w - 34
Reply to: pers-509287519@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-14, 11:19AM PST
I saw your car ahead of me as I merged onto the 110 south, headed to
work. Seeing your plate, I was immediately lovestruck. There exists a
woman with my passion for animal based snacks! I pulled alongside of
you to get a look, but you had your sun shade down and I couldn't see
anything other than your chin. If we made eye contact I would have
mouthed 'I love you' or 'marry me'. I mean, c'mon, you have hot dog on
your license plate. That is sexier than Scarlett Johannsen and Angelie
Jolie wrestling nude in a kiddie pool full of Mazola cooking oil.
Let's meet for a bit at Weinerschnitzel. The extra chili is on me!
