Yes on "Proposition Missing You" - m4w
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Date: 2008-10-30, 4:27PM PDT
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You guys are never going to fucking believe what happened yesterday!
So I'm in the Wilshire/Western vicinity because ya know, that's my general area without giving any specifics away that would tempt internet crazies to narrow the field and then come find me and kill me. It's like 4pm and I'm dragging ass to go get ready for the theater so I stop in to Coffee Bean to get a latte. Not only do I normally not drink lattes because they are complete bullshit beverages, but I normally don't go to this location. I prefer the one at my local Ralphs. It's just a personal preference. That's the one that Glen works at. Glen was, for a small period of time, the only actual human contact I had before 8pm most days. I'd IM with Seth and the Defamer gang, but Glen was usually the only person who brought me to speak words out of my mouth. Believe it or not, I need about five hours of quiet time a day because talking and listening to other people can really drain the shit out of a broad like me. But Glen's a character. I always get a chuckle out of Glen.
ANYWAY, I'm buying my latte and thinking about how dumb the seasonal flavors always are and all preoccupied in my own universe when I hear "Hey! Molly!"
Dude. It's fucking Glen from Coffee Bean at ANOTHER Coffee Bean. Like, what are the fucking odds, right?!!? My mind was blown. Turns out the people Glen steals internet from moved out of his building, so now he's been taking his computer to this Bean location because they have free Wi-Fi. Fucking nuts, right!?!?! I think what you really have to think about is that he works at Coffee Bean, but not that Coffee Bean. He's hanging at another Bean! And what are the odds that I would stop at that Bean of all the Beans?
I took pictures:
Glen's looking at his finger because he said he hurt it jamming out on the bass Downtown the night before. That's why Glen cracks me up. You're gonna tell me that that doesn't make you laugh? I mean, maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was pretty priceless.
I am so sick today. I can't stop barfing. It's not even a hangover situation. I'm gonna make this quick and post pictures tomorrow:
Last night was awesome. The LA cast of Spring Awakening is vibrant, you guys. That's the word I'd use. Seriously talented and spunky kids and at least a few of them had pretty amazing comedic timing. It probably would have completely blown if it wasn't for the cast.
The after party took place in a parking lot Downtown across from the theater. There was a hamburger truck, free booze and pretty much half of young-to-middle aged Hollywood.
After I had about four glasses of wine, I strolled over to one of the dudes who was in the show and said "Hey. I'm Molly. I'm from the internet. I think you're great. Come with me." Then I dragged him over to Kyle from Defamer who was there with us and said "Kyle this is Andy. Andy, we're from the internet."
Then Andy started looking really uncomfortable, like I was going maybe kidnap and rape him. So then this goes down:
Me: OK, Andy. Mama Who Bore Me.
Andy: I wasn't in that number.
Me: Right, but would you not agree that that's kinda the theme song?
Andy: I guess.
Me: OK, you're great. Have a great night. Mama Who Bore Me.
Today was too hectic. Tonight is the opening on Spring Awakening and I'm crossing the ol' phalanges for a Shenae sighting.
Here's some Phish. We used to listen to this song in college and be like "We're really, really chill right now. This room is an epicenter of deep thoughts and cool attitudes.":
Sometimes Ed will put this song on in the car for me or something and we'll both just look at each other as soon as the first note hits and say something to the effect of "AWWWWW, SHIT!" and then turn it up and sit in silence for a couple of minutes.