I'm donating more than half of my clothing to Out of the Closet and the Salvation Army. This is the video I made about it.
Mom's in town!
I'm going to this tomorrow night for work. Slippy is going with me.
Even though he's abusive.
Even though he's abusive.
Dear Laundry,
I am so not putting you away.
Love,
Molls
Ed: I feel like Ms Stockard Channing in Six Degrees of Separation right now.
Me: Why?
Ed: There's a scene in the movie where she walks out of this Park Ave dinner party because she is fed up with her husband/life and the camera follows her down Park Ave and she is dressed to the nines (as I am today) and the music is some German classical composer and she jumps up and touches this tree. She has no real reason to be happy but she is and that's exactly how I feel right now.
Note to spammers: I am actually pretty gullible and I would maybe fall for your clever attempts if you didn't have someone's whose Nigerian to English translator wasn't stuck on the "douchey cuntbag" setting.
Everyone knows Kendall. The other lady that's not me is the newest edition to my treasure trove of friendships, Alexis Hyde. Her blog is a lot cooler than mine. That's actually how we met each other. Blogging. How dorky. It's fine. We're awesome.
That photo was taken at the Edison last night. Here are some videos from night/this morning:
Alexis and Wags had never met and so he treated her with the same respect he pays to all of my guests. He was an asshole.
Last night when we got home from the bar, we sat around in my living room text messaging people mean things, laughing about random penises and trying to hula hoop in a drunken state. The next morning, Alexis was pleased to learn that her lack-luster hula hooping the previous evening could be blamed on the fact that she was kinda sorta shitfaced. She's actually really good at it. These two had me laughing so hard that I could barely hold the camera.
After some hula hooping, we decided it was time to hydrate. We walked to Jamba Juice. The following events are best explained with this video. (I'm sorry, Mom)
Overall: Fun 14 hours with these two. I wouldn't blame you if you were jealous.
That photo was taken at the Edison last night. Here are some videos from night/this morning:
Overall: Fun 14 hours with these two. I wouldn't blame you if you were jealous.
1: Someone needs to put that marsupial back into reality.
2: Crayfish.
1: Hahaha. GOOD ONE.
