molls...she wrote

hog

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:44:34 -0700

When Shovelhead alums came to my parent's place for a BBQ, my step dad whipped out the Harley and it turned into a photo sesh:

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randoms

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:37:27 -0700

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I made this dress today out of a t-shirt. I love it.

Party Livevlog

Boston Party Blog!

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tic tac emergency

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:43:36 -0700

So, I'm kind of strange or whatever, right? So I do this thing sometimes when I've decided to stay home for the night and maybe drink wine and watch American Idol and make videos about my dog... I like to Google image search non sequiturs and see what comes up.

So like, maybe I was doing that and maybe I Googled the words "tic tac emergency" and and got this cool photo of a Tic Tac box LED flashlight:

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The words "convenient" and "practical" come to mind.

Technology out of control!

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what can you do with a sentimental heart?

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:44:20 -0700

These three dudes got arrested near my house today. I'm going to go ahead and say that they probs didn't do whatever they are being accused of.

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Yeah, they seem nice enough.

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This is actually one of my favorite photos I've ever taken for some reason. I'd like to get it blown up and hang it on my bedroom wall. Is that weird?

It was a whole "HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK! PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!" deal.

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In college, Kendall and I used to do each other's hair and makeup all the time. I always did hair, she did make up. Our qualifications for our jobs were that I worked at a hair salon for a year and a half in high school and she had cooler make up. Anyway, the other night we decided to do fun hair before we vlogged. She started teasing her hair (if you've never seen this done before, I suggest you find a YouTube video or something because it's really a remarkable process.) Once her hair was all gigantic, she was wondering what to do with it and I was all "Well, I bet I could fake an Amy Winehouse situation". Thie only thing is that I didn't have bobby pins, so that thing is being held up by two gymnasts clips, a pony tail holder and a shit load of hairspray.

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This is my new necklace, framed by my melanoma chest. I ordered it from Etsy, but I can't find the lady's page now. Sad face.

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As for the peanut butter situation and my son: He's currently sitting on my lap (as I typed that he jumped up to go bark at someone taking out the trash) and I just found this photo of him, so whatever kind of vomiting and shit I'm going to have to clean up as a result of his peanut butter binge is pretty much already forgiven.

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complexes

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:18:15 -0700

Brian and Ed talk Relationships

Brian and Ed stayed late after improv the other day to vlog. This is what we came up with.

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not to give away all my awesome ideas, but...

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:19:18 -0700

Molly fingers face

This picture represents a movie I could make. It's like Edward Scissor Hands (except it's a chick. duh, me.) and everything about the character in my movie is exactly the same (like the hair) but one thing is different: instead of scissor hands, she has a finger face.

Anyway, if you're a big time Hollywood producer or director, I'd be willing to talk to you about my idea as long as we can work on my terms. If we establish what I consider to be a good relationship, I may also be willing to share with you my other ideas for motion pictures, as well as two game shows with solid internet crossover potential. Also, I have a few funny t-shirt slogans.

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sometimes things happen in my apartment when i'm sleeping.

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:04:25 -0700

he's still licking his lips.

This morning I woke up to a jar of peanut butter sitting upright in the middle of my bedroom floor. What was especially odd was that the entire top half of the jar was completely clean and there was only about an inch left in the bottom. When does the inside of a peanut butter jar get that clean? EVER? Someone would have to lick the contents of the jar out to get it that clean without completely emptying the jar.

Well apparently, that's what happened. I guess I threw away a jar of peanut butter yesterday in my kitchen and then brought the bag in my room to throw away some papers and I meant to bring it down to the dumpster, but I mean, that's just not my style. I like to sit on my mess for a few days/weeks/months/my entire fucking life. The top was on the jar when I threw it away, too. Not only is Wagandstuff an asshole, but he is incredibly dexterous.

It's whatever. It's fine.

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free tree made of gold planted by jeffery goldblum

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:09:41 -0700

OMGZ, YOU GUYS! CLICK THIS AWESOME LINK FOR INFORMATION ON HOW TO HAVE A FREE TREE MADE OF GOLD PLANTED IN YOUR FRONT YARD BY NONE OTHER THAN A ONE MR. JEFF GOLDBLUM!

Hahahha. Suckas. I just Shanicerolled your ass.

Rickrolling is so over. You know it's coming. Shanicerolling is the wave of the future.

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positive thinking

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:32:33 -0700

So, there is one upside to working from home all day without air conditioning.

When it's too hot to handle anymore, you can always finish off the work day in your bathing suit:

it's a hot box

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two things:

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:47:39 -0700

1) In November of 2006, I pretty much had a massive anxiety attack that landed me in the emergency room at Cedar's. After that I took anti-depressants and klonopin daily to help me beat the insufferable panic that I was working up inside of myself for a whole bunch of reasons. When I lost my job in January of 2007, I stopped getting health insurance and had to more or less learn to cope without meds. The antidepressants I never, ever miss. The klonopin? It was like a close friend died.

For the last year, I've had one little yellow pill leftover. It was sitting in my kitchen cabinet on top of a can of Spagetti-Os. I don't know why I kept it there, it just seemed like the right place. Anyway, I just took it.

Hey, Feelings? I can't feel you no mo'.

2) Kendall and I vlogged about the LA Tumblr meet up last night:

Kendall and Molls On: The LA Tumblr Meetup

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