molls...she wrote

a conversation between friends

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:45:51 -0800

Picture 12

I drank a gallon of orange juice yesterday.

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a conversation between friends

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:03:25 -0800

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from alex to molls

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:38:32 -0800

goldberg voicemail

and then from Molls to you. Received late on Valentine's Day (when he was dateless).

This is really Bed Time content, but Tumblr doesn't accept WAV files and I can't figure out how to convert to MP3.

*posted with permish, obv*

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this is tucker max??!?!?!

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:31:19 -0800

Tucker max

THIS is Tucker Max? The man that woman after woman throws herself at just for the opportunity to say that they've personally bagged him? I've seen many photos of him, but never one this terrible. People always say "that's a bad photo of me". Well, here's the deal: If you take a photo that's bad, it means that you are actually capable of being that ugly. What I can see in this picture is what I would see if I was in a relationship with this man and we got into a fight and I visually reduced him to his ugliest form. That happens when you fight with someone you love. All of a sudden you notice that they have a pimple next to their lip or that their hair line is receding more so that you ever realized before... and that's exactly what would happen if I were to ever date a man this naturally unattractive. Mid-fight I would realize that I'd spent the last several months of my life with a man who looks like a state school frat boy with downs syndrome and I'd have to dump him right then and there. He actually is stupid looking, and although he can string some sentences together, the content of them is about as intelligent as his appearance is decent. It's fucking not.

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ticked

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:03:50 -0800

I am pissed off and flu ridden.

For some reason, being sick has made me unreasonably angry. I definitely have a fever, I've definitely had to work most of the last two work days even though I'm experiencing menopause-y hot flashes immediately followed by bouts of extreme coldness. I have lovely friends who have all offered to bring me things to make me feel better, but I want to be alone to pout and whine about how uncomfortable I am. Wags has been real good about it. He gets that I'm sick and has been content to chill in bed with me whenever I'm not at the computer.

I may update as soon as later today, but I most likely want nothing to do with this machine outside of whatever work I absolutely must do.

From Kendall, just a moment ago. (And I am)

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goodnight

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:56:33 -0800

this is the beat you can't touch

via Passive Aggressive Notes

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my mind is being blown

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:10:29 -0800

So this dude? Balancing chairs on his face and shit? That's my fucking homey from high school, Jim. We met at a school dance Freshman year and now we both live in LA and now he's doing some bomb ass tricks on Ellen! Fucking awesome!

Here's some more Jim:

Jim's Sandwich Theory

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like bastards

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:12:22 -0800

Drugs Delaney Letter - Outside Providence

I just went looking for this clip on YouTube. Hilarious.

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oscar detox

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:18:29 -0800

I worked about eight hours yesterday for the Oscars. I passed out really hard at midnight and slept until 9:40 today... whoops. I don't even sleep that late on the weekends. I think I'm coming down with something and I'm just praying it's not that gnarly flu that's going around. I don't have insurance, I don't want to go to the doctor. I'm going to drink the Airborne I got in my Christmas stocking and maybe like, get some Jamba Juice or something. I don't know. It will be fine.

Barbara Walters is telling her Barak Obama story on The View for the third time this season. Bitch.

Awesome clip, BTW:

foot fetish - nut crush

There would be zero controversy surrounding Diablo Cody's footwear had she worn those bad boys. Everyone would have understood. For sure.

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sometimes when your friends have blogs you find out things you didn't want to know

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:02:42 -0800

"Slippy Fun Fact: Until recently, I thought the Coen Bros and Farrlley Bros were the same people, directed the same movies. Mary, Fargo, etc. "
-- Slippy

O.M.F.G.

@ the LG holiday party last year

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