molls...she wrote

happy new year

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:32:34 -0800

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why is zsa zsa's 9th husband wearing my mother's clothes?

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:41:07 -0800

He's all "LISTEN! I JUST THREW ON SOME BOOTS AND A KNIT TOP AND WENT TO GET SOME GASOLIIIIIINNNEEE! GET OUT MY FACE SO I CAN GET MY NEW TRACKS PUT IN FOR TONIGHT! LATES, BITCHES!"

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after lunch he's going to cure aids

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:59:35 -0800

On our morning walk, Wagandstuff spent ten minutes sniffing around for something only to discover that the smell he was trying to find belonged to a pile of another dog's crap. He's a genius, I tell ya.

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a conversation between friends

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:13:40 -0800

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a conversation between friends

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 13:44:17 -0800

From a phone conversation that ended three minutes ago: 1: Am I like, obligated to kiss him at midnight if I go? 2: No. You're never obligated to kiss anyone because they invite you to a party. It's not the 1950s. You're a woman and it's the 90s....

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answer: definitely

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:49:39 -0800

waitress at sizzler - m4w - 33 Reply to: pers-523262877@craigslist.org Date: 2007-12-30, 11:17AM PST You waited on a group of three people. in the corner. I drank MT. Dew, I had on a grey sweater with a football team. this was on saturday. W...

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all of that stuff is really bad today

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 16:57:12 -0800

I know, I know. My typing, grammar and spelling are especially terrible today. I've had to go back and fix a few things. The spaces between paragraphs are killing me in the 2007 wrap-up post. My keyboard is being funky today. For example, it wou...

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joan rivers is on point. who knew?

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 16:02:48 -0800

"Tell a comedian a joke and they won't laugh... They will point at you and say 'that's funny'." - Joan Rivers I love this quote. I want to have it translated into fifteen different languages and tattoo it on my back.

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2007: stuff i'll remember to tell my kids about

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 15:37:45 -0800

In chronological order (or as close to as I can get, things tend to be... hazy.): - New Years Eve is the best of my life thus far. Ben Savage shows up to our party. Everyone kind of freaks about it. He and I wind up talking in a corner with a Ale...

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the internet is like, all over my life

nobody@vox.com(molls) — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 13:09:45 -0800

I was just reading Julia Allison's blog (yep, I totally read the blog. Can't pull my face away from the glass window. I blame my employer) and she linked to a video... A video of MINE. Apparently, Jakob Lodwick's little brother found the Image Pa...

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