we shared some ideas, all obsessed with fame
I guess I do OK for myself but sometimes, especially when I got The Strokes on and a dog biting my sniffer, I feel like a total loser. I'm probably getting my period. I know that I'm supposed to mark this shit on a calendar, but I don't like checking my mail, so if I started doing things like marking my period on a calendar, I would feel like TOTALLY out of line. Like, who would I be to be so concerned that I need to buy tampons and prepare to start crying at NeNe and Kim's friendship of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (it's like-- why can't they just be really real with each other? Why are they throwing away years and years of friendship to sell each other out on camera?**), yet I don't know if I'm receiving mailings from the IRS saying they're coming to my house to metaphorically rape me or like, maybe not even metaphorically.
There are certain aspects of my personal brand that demand consistency.
** I just wanted to say that I've really thought about this and I am personally really disgusted if NeNe and Kim are as close as they claim they are on the show. I think it's completely heinous how they've thrown each other under the bus. And don't even get me started on that Sherae or whatever her name is. The one Kim thinks is "the black version of her"? I'll just call her The Black Kim because I don't want to look up her name and that seems to be something they are both comfortable with. Anyway. Yeah. That lady can shove it. She's fake as shit. NeNe, in all of her mislead bougieness, is a good person from what I can tell. She's a freakin' self esteem case. She's only harmful because she's flailing on the inside. Kim sees that and like every other aspect of her life, seemingly manipulates it within an inch of its life. 1) I've read that her lover (and from what we can see provider) "Big Poppa" is kept on the DL because he's a married man. Don't act like your mind didn't go there as soon as she said he wanted to keep anonymous. How are you going to be carrying on an affair via television like that? Even if she's just talking to him on the phone while he's buying her a tricked out Caddy... Any smart bitch with a shitty marriage whose family has the kind of income that wouldn't be effected by the purchase of a serious vehicle would be checking every statement in her husbands name looking for that purchase. People are going to get hurt no matter whose face is on TV. 2) She's a clear climber. She has seen first hand how NeNe is bruised by her friendship with The Black Kim and she continues making the crossing of paths more and more awkward. I realize it's reality TV and every thing's set up, but the producer isn't living in lower back corner of her mouth (I deleted "whore". I was going to call her a "whore mouth", but I don't have proof she's an actual whore. All signs point to her being a certified ho, but I have journalistic integrity and I won't publish things I know could be false) making her say horrible and catty things. I feel like when NeNe's shit talking, it's just because she doesn't want to get completely railroaded by those other two cunts on Bravo. I respect her for that. And she's campy. Like, I can really get behind NeNe.
Anyway, that's just some stuff I realy needed to talk about.
There are certain aspects of my personal brand that demand consistency.
** I just wanted to say that I've really thought about this and I am personally really disgusted if NeNe and Kim are as close as they claim they are on the show. I think it's completely heinous how they've thrown each other under the bus. And don't even get me started on that Sherae or whatever her name is. The one Kim thinks is "the black version of her"? I'll just call her The Black Kim because I don't want to look up her name and that seems to be something they are both comfortable with. Anyway. Yeah. That lady can shove it. She's fake as shit. NeNe, in all of her mislead bougieness, is a good person from what I can tell. She's a freakin' self esteem case. She's only harmful because she's flailing on the inside. Kim sees that and like every other aspect of her life, seemingly manipulates it within an inch of its life. 1) I've read that her lover (and from what we can see provider) "Big Poppa" is kept on the DL because he's a married man. Don't act like your mind didn't go there as soon as she said he wanted to keep anonymous. How are you going to be carrying on an affair via television like that? Even if she's just talking to him on the phone while he's buying her a tricked out Caddy... Any smart bitch with a shitty marriage whose family has the kind of income that wouldn't be effected by the purchase of a serious vehicle would be checking every statement in her husbands name looking for that purchase. People are going to get hurt no matter whose face is on TV. 2) She's a clear climber. She has seen first hand how NeNe is bruised by her friendship with The Black Kim and she continues making the crossing of paths more and more awkward. I realize it's reality TV and every thing's set up, but the producer isn't living in lower back corner of her mouth (I deleted "whore". I was going to call her a "whore mouth", but I don't have proof she's an actual whore. All signs point to her being a certified ho, but I have journalistic integrity and I won't publish things I know could be false) making her say horrible and catty things. I feel like when NeNe's shit talking, it's just because she doesn't want to get completely railroaded by those other two cunts on Bravo. I respect her for that. And she's campy. Like, I can really get behind NeNe.
Anyway, that's just some stuff I realy needed to talk about.
Comments
I caught some episodes of TRHoA last night. Your NeNe-analysis has me seeing her in a different light. I honestly can't get over her loud voice and louder weave, but you have me seeing her slightly different. Slightly. Although! I love her plight for abused women (really). She had me crying when she was talking about her history and alla that (moving on... tearing up...)
OH! Did you know! That the mixed chick with the super annoying voice that is married to the (ex?) football player has two kids with MOTHER EFFING KEITH SWEAT?! Yes. And the kids are never on TV because he doesn't want them exposed (per my sister). As if anyone gives an eff about Keith Sweat in any other aspect aside from: "He's still alive?" Keeping his kids in hiding like he's Michael Jackson or something. Sheeeeeit.
I've decided that my favorite RHoA is the chick married to the ex-basketball player. I don't know why. Maybe it was the housekeeper hiring process or the completely failed fundraiser* and the subsequent pout session. I don't know. But I truly like her the best. I wonder what her "big moment" is going to be.
Obviously I love this show.
*It wouldn't have failed so horribly if she charged the moochers that showed up money to get in the event!