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My name is Torch Burnham (as in Torch Burn 'em).
Sorry, I got distracted for a second, anyway, my parents named me that because I came out of the womb with a sinewy muscular physique, boyish good looks, and left my mother's uterus scalding hot for three days thereafter; they immediately assumed I'd grow up to become some kind of superhero. Unfortunately, I never developed extraordinary abilities...and in my teens I really got into pot. But it's all good, due to the latter, my name is still apropos.

My name's origin story > your name's origin story. Trumpski.


I was adopted. My original name was Holly, because I was born just before Christmas. My Mom named me Melinda after some song. Don't ask me how you get Mindy out of Melinda, but there it is.

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