taking a moment to address this situation
OK, so Alexis already called dibs on this artist Matt Creed, who ya know... is a total fucking fox or whatever, but... I need to take a minute to address Alexis and Matt individually and as one:
Hey, Guys. You know how sometimes you break up with someone and then like, within a month or two's time you guys are totally sick of each other's faces and are kind of disgusted by the fact that you once fucked and said "I love you"?
OK, cool.
So I'm not saying I'd ever really be down for sloppy seconds or whatever, but if you guys break up and it happens to be one of those situations, maybe I can get in on the Matt Creed party. Like, Alexis, I'd never steal him from you or attempt to do so and Matt, you don't have to worry about me coming on to you when we all hang out as a group or whatever... but like, file me away in your catalog of "Babes I'd do when I broke up with my girlfriend Alexis Hyde after we tried and tried to make it work but we just wound up hating each other's faces."
That'd be cool, thanks.
And Alexis, like... whenever you want to lend me your boyfriend to come install wall-sized art and walk around with a couple of nails in his mouth using his hands and shit, that'd also be a pretty sweet compromise. And by "compromise" I mean "Can I hook up with your imaginary boyfriend sometimes?"
K, THX
Hey, Guys. You know how sometimes you break up with someone and then like, within a month or two's time you guys are totally sick of each other's faces and are kind of disgusted by the fact that you once fucked and said "I love you"?
OK, cool.
So I'm not saying I'd ever really be down for sloppy seconds or whatever, but if you guys break up and it happens to be one of those situations, maybe I can get in on the Matt Creed party. Like, Alexis, I'd never steal him from you or attempt to do so and Matt, you don't have to worry about me coming on to you when we all hang out as a group or whatever... but like, file me away in your catalog of "Babes I'd do when I broke up with my girlfriend Alexis Hyde after we tried and tried to make it work but we just wound up hating each other's faces."
That'd be cool, thanks.
And Alexis, like... whenever you want to lend me your boyfriend to come install wall-sized art and walk around with a couple of nails in his mouth using his hands and shit, that'd also be a pretty sweet compromise. And by "compromise" I mean "Can I hook up with your imaginary boyfriend sometimes?"
K, THX
