puppy behaviors

This is my mom's dog Cam aka Cameo aka Cam Neely Foundation aka Camantha. He's a rat terrier and he's one of the sweetest, most well behaved dogs ever.

On the other hand, my mom had a conversation with me today about perhaps putting some sort of punishment collar with Wagandstuff because, you guys? I am that mother. I am the mother with the child who is running around the playground, throwing other kids to the ground, stealing people's snacks and lunch money, lookin' all kinds of ragged all the time because he wont sit still to washed and brushed. I am that mom. I stand there and watch these behaviors and I say "He's fine. He's adorable. He can do whatever he'd like. It's fine." I need to work on that 1) So I don't mess up my dog's life and he's able to have more fun and be more likable to other people. 2) So that I don't wind up raising any actual children like that because I'm kind of afraid that I would. And that would ruin lives. 

I just don't like yelling at him.