my ex-boyfriend corey makes a comeback
Remember my boyfriend Corey?
Well, I didn't! I totes forgot about Party Corey and then tonight on Facebook I noticed I'm in a group called "COREY DELANEY IS A DEADSET LEGEND", and ya know... he totes is. Forgetting about him was just plain fucked up.
Don't forget me like this Corey Delaney character, BTW. I can't throw parties like he can, but let's all hope to Whoever that I have more staying power. If I can work like he can party, I'll be OK.
