munchables
My old man friend Eric and I like to go to brunch on Sundays. We usually go under the guise of doing something productive, like "talking about ideas", but we usually just wind up talking about the last people we hooked up with and how awkward our lives are.
This morning we went to Cheebo. While I was in the bathroom, Eric saw one of the customers pull a waitress around the corner and then when they came back a moment later he said "Never, ever tell anyone about what just happened." and he slapped her ass toward the door. Bananas!
