it took 42 years to write and 7 minutes to sing
This is the email I felt inclined to write my friends this morning:
I just wanted to write you guys an email saying thanks for being my friends. I just saw some video of last night and I am like a crazed drag queen on speed. Thanks for dealing with that. You guys are fun.
When I put on the video of Ed and I in Astro burger I took one look at my face and I gasped. I can't believe I left the house with so much eye make-up on and no one stopped me. My hair was like, buck with the wildness and predictably, I was past the point of being able to speak proper sentences. In fact, out the the whole video, the most articulate thing I said was "Five fucking second rule, mother fucking fuck!"
I am kind of an unfortunately gross chick.
