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Bartender, Bartender, Please Fill Me Up - m4w - 23

Reply to: pers-554178478@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-28, 2:47AM PST

To the alluring bartender at Bar 107,

I would never attempt to pursue a bartender. Bartenders are considered 'the unattainable'. Especially one as attractive as you... tall, dark hair, blue eyes, amazing body. You're job is to flirt; that's how you reel in those tips...

However, you pursued me. Quite adamantly, I will say. Perhaps it's because I semi-ignored you the first time I was there- assuming you were just being a typical bartender (we all want what we can't have). Maybe it was because I was there alone (for some reason, women love loners). Maybe it seemed like I was playing it cool (in reality, I never thought you were actually interested in me).

Do not get me wrong... I think you're very attractive. I really appreciated the cute note you wrote on my receipt about my "beautiful smile" and how it "makes you melt". I could use the attention, no doubt. However, I don't need to play games.

You gave me your phone number and we played text-message-footsies for a few days. It was all cute and fun. We made plans to hang out on a Monday, but then you didn't get back to me late that day saying you were too hungover to go out.

The night you introduced yourself to me you said "I hope you come back soon, you're really cute. I saw your ID - I'm a little older than you..." I was excited that you were older because I thought you would be mature and not play silly games. Perhaps I was wrong...

Just to clue you in; the night we met, I was there to DRINK, not to meet people. That's why I was there alone. I was attempting to drink away my broken heart. A heart broken by a girl who played silly games. I didn't need the same thing from you.

If you are sincerely interested, then let's drop the cat and mouse game. If you're not actually interested, fine. You can't break my heart more than it already is.

Bottom line; I want to be able to go back to Bar 107 to hang out. I really like it there. Whether I go there to meet other women or to see you is completely up to you. The ball is in your court.

- Beautiful Boston Boy