if you're my friend, you may wake up to the following voicemail
"Hey Dick Nuggets. I think I left my bowl in your car, so don't park in front of a police station before you come over later today unless you have secured the piece and have properly concealed it. If you're looking for a good spot to keep it, I would suggest sticking it in all that extra room you have in your nutbag. Later, Fagforce 1."
I am an awesome friend and everyone is lucky to know me.
