i have some serious shit going on in my life right now

this is my "what's up with that guy?" face
this is my "what's up with that guy?" face
So, I don't know what kind of phone I have technically... It's a Blackberry Something World Edition. Cool. Anyway, sometimes I have this problem with it where I'm trying to order pizza, but the tracking ball flakes out on me and I can't get into the address book to find the number of the pizza place.

I suppose a bigger problem would be being able to find it in my "recent calls" folder, which I can access to without the tracking ball. Then I would probably be morbidly obese and unable to do a lot of things beside getting into my address book... like using the key pad or having friends I can hang out with outside of my house.
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goldie
I had the World Edition (8830 I think... not that it matters) but traded for the Curve cus I wanted to take pictures all the live long day. The problem: Blackberry's don't have a mute function for the shutter. Good for making sure perves don't take upskirt pics; bad for me taking pictures in my cube all day. I still do it, but I usually cough when I snap pictures (of my paperclips or my computer screen or my feet or whatever). Not that you asked.

You have tiny hands. The Blackberry makes your hand look teeny.
Brad
I liked you more chubby.
molls
Which Brad is this? How do you know about my Fat Years? I MUST know you in the realest life.
Brad
We don't know each other, but back in the day, I had seen the chubby-cute Molls. <-- If that seems stalkerish, no worries, I'm far too lazy and disorganized for a proper stalk.
betheboy
[this is good]
The above comment does seem stalker but in a very lazy way. You don't know me either but i don't have any opinion of fat molls vs. skinny molls.
molls
To clear this up, about four years ago I was approx. 50 pounds heavier than I am now, and an actualy overweight person might take offense to me calling myself fat, but when you're 5'8" and you lose that kinda poundage, it makes a huge fucking difference.

Baiscally, I was a huge fucking pothead in college and gained about 15 pounds worth of post-session Cheese-Its and fruit punch Gatorade. The rest was baby fat that I failed to shed until I was about 21.

So there ya go.

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