My cousin Fiona came up to my area last night and we hit up some of my old college spots and once we were sufficiently wasted, we made our way down to Fenway and went to Tequila Rain on Lansdowne. There we proceeded to drink tons of tequila and the last thing I remember was Fiona's boyfriend telling us a story about some girl he knew who was tripping on mushrooms and then stripped in front of a party full of people and then proceeded to finger herself on the ground while licking the living room carpet. Honestly, I think laughing at that story made me black out.
And this is me today:
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