i don't want another birthday for at least a year
Friday night we celebrated my birthday.
These two won for Shit Shows of the Party:
Ed left kind of early after he walked up to me outside and said "Molly... Molly... I smokes. I smokes pot. I should have never smokeded pot."
I am surprised by how many of the people I invited showed up. I usually feel like a friendless bitch, but peeps totally love me as much as I love them. Perf.
I was completely wasted almost the entire time. Two people made comments to me that incinuated that I should potentially seek treatment for my drinking problem. Those two people have been blacklisted from my vagina/heart.
Perhaps the greatest surprise of the night was when my flaky hipster friend Andy showed up. I was with him when he turned 25, so I guess it was only fair he be with me on my special day. Andy always says sweet things to me that melt my bitter little heart.
At one point I lost my hair elastic and my side-pony fell out. I asked about three people if I was becoming that girl at the party who was falling apart and deteriorating in front of their eyes. They kindly lied and said no.
Some people from my improv class showed up. Jim (the furriest dude in this pic) and I are nearly exclusively internet friends, so Friday was a big step for our RL friendship.
Kendall rolled up with her boyf and some others. Believe it or not, this is only the second time I've met Bill, and the first time was over a year ago.
Here are some highlights that weren't captured on film:
1) Some of the guests found a cute Asian girl passed out in a prom dress in the middle of the street. No one knew her, but they dragged her in the house and threw her on the couch to sleep off her situation. Apparently she was shrooming. Her friends showed up a couple hours later, and I don't know any other way to describe them except to say that they looked like they were from the future. They were both dressed to be extras in Back to the Future 2. I really don't know what else to say.
2) I am an unfortunate bitch. I know I got up in at least one person's face. I'm pretty sure there's at least one person who seriously dislikes me for it.
3) Ed tried to scrap with this comedian friend of the person who's house we were at. Ben tried to scrap with a girl who kept taking pictures of me. Z tried to scrap with a few people, I think.
4) This girl brought cupcakes. I don't think they were for everyone, but I ate one anyway. It was delicious.
5) I was hugging aggressively and brunt someone behind me with a cigarette. She kept saying it was OK, but it obviously wasn't. Hey Girl I Burnt, if you're reading this for some reason, I'll totally pay for your dry cleaning.
6) I kept calling some girl named Christine "Michelle".
7) The landlord showed up and for the rest of the night you could hear someone going "SHHHHHHHHHHH!" about every thirty seconds.
It was a seriously fun night, despite occasional weirdness on the part of me and my crazy friends.
One of these days we're going to find a place that can handle our shenanigans.
Here are some highlights that weren't captured on film:
1) Some of the guests found a cute Asian girl passed out in a prom dress in the middle of the street. No one knew her, but they dragged her in the house and threw her on the couch to sleep off her situation. Apparently she was shrooming. Her friends showed up a couple hours later, and I don't know any other way to describe them except to say that they looked like they were from the future. They were both dressed to be extras in Back to the Future 2. I really don't know what else to say.
2) I am an unfortunate bitch. I know I got up in at least one person's face. I'm pretty sure there's at least one person who seriously dislikes me for it.
3) Ed tried to scrap with this comedian friend of the person who's house we were at. Ben tried to scrap with a girl who kept taking pictures of me. Z tried to scrap with a few people, I think.
4) This girl brought cupcakes. I don't think they were for everyone, but I ate one anyway. It was delicious.
5) I was hugging aggressively and brunt someone behind me with a cigarette. She kept saying it was OK, but it obviously wasn't. Hey Girl I Burnt, if you're reading this for some reason, I'll totally pay for your dry cleaning.
6) I kept calling some girl named Christine "Michelle".
7) The landlord showed up and for the rest of the night you could hear someone going "SHHHHHHHHHHH!" about every thirty seconds.
It was a seriously fun night, despite occasional weirdness on the part of me and my crazy friends.
One of these days we're going to find a place that can handle our shenanigans.
