haaaayyyymburga

Above is a video of Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones' stand up routine.  I'm pretty sure I saw it when I was a kid because it immediately seemed familiar to me.   Basically, his act is terrible but completely redeemed by the fact that he never swears and just says the word "hamburger" where most other comedians would throw in a "god day-um" or "mottthhhaaafucka".

It's brilliant. The jokes are really, really horrible but I just laughed my face off for 5 minutes, and toward the end I was holding my breath waiting for him to just say "haayyymmmburga" one last time.