blow my fucking mind, why don't you?

So I was chatting with a friend today and he told me he was going to type my info to this site and find out the details of my astrology.

To be honest, I believe in astrology only when it applies to me in a positive way. Basically, if my horoscope says "You are awesome and others admire you" or something, I'm on board, but if it says "You will soon experience a rough patch in a close relationship", I think that it's a bunch of bullshit that doesn't apply to me. It's not that I can't fathom that there's a grain of truth in it, it's just that it's a little over my head in terms of things I care to think about. I'd really rather be reading about Scientology or weird vagina conditions or something. ANYWAY... I actually was really surprised with what came out. The traits they described are exactly who I am.

Look for yourself:

Sun in Capricorn

You are much more serious than others your age. On the one hand, you like being taken seriously and enjoy having responsibility, but on the other hand you see that other young people aren't saddled with such responsibilities, and you tend to envy them.

You may develop a rather odd and unusual sense of humor. Through jokes and humor, you show that you recognize the seriousness of life, but you also escape from its overwhelming effects.

When you grow up, you want to be important and achieve something real that everyone can point to as yours. You are ambitious in everything you do and will work very hard to excel over others.

You are very practical and always ask what good something is.

OH SNAP!, right?

Anyone who's reading this who knows me is definitely all, "OH SNAP!" right now. 'Cause that's me! Had any one little sentence been missing from that paragraph the whole thing could be chalked up to coincidence.

AND THEN HE JUST SHOWED ME THIS!:

Moon Trine Venus

Your emotions are rich and beautiful, and you express them to others so that people like you for what you really are. You have an amazing ability to get along with people; you like them, and they like you.

If the people around you start fighting with each other, you try to make peace between them.

You like to be around beauty, and you will have a great appreciation of art, literature and music.

The only serious flaw indicated by this aspect is that you may not be inclined to work or even play very hard. You prefer ease and comfort to strenuous activity.

AND THIS!:

Mars in the Fifth House 5th hs

You have a great need to express yourself and to be yourself openly. You say whatever is on your mind and let everyone know your mood. For this reason, you have a reputation for honesty, if not tact.

You put a great deal of energy into all your activities, but especially into whatever you do for fun. It is difficult for you to remain cooped up for long, because you get restless unless you are really enjoying your work. Basically you prefer play to work. As an adult, however, you may succeed by choosing a career that is really 'fun' for you.

So I can't really describe how I feel about all of this, because I pretty much feel like I'm shrooming right now, minus the visuals.

I've pretty much spent all this time on my journey of self-actualization thinking that I was just a crazy bitch, but it turns out that because of the way the sun was lined up with a whole bunch of stars on the day and time and place I was born, I was predisposed to being a crazy bitch. That's amazing!