an open letter

Dear Picket Fences Season 1 Disc Six,

Do not even act like you're scratched. Do. Not. Even.

You are probably the only Picket Fences Season 1 Disc Six that has ever left its protective cellophane that it was wrapped in at the DVD factory, so you have an obligation to work.

Additionally, you potentially hold the best episode of Picket Fences ever: the one where the little girl brings a severed penis to school in a jar. If you continue to behave like this, I will never know for sure.

This is non-negotiable.

Your immediate cooperation is appreciated.

Thank you,

Molls