a village = what it takes to raise a hair baby

Hey Gurl,

Tomorrow you will officially be 1 step closer to be coming a black woman (imagine I said it like Tyra during Top Model) Next Obama nails.

Here's some adivce...think of me as your fairy weave mother.
:)

Bring a book, snack, magazines, crossword puzzle, etchasketch, leggos, and your phone charger. Seriously, it should be like you're packing for camp.

Bring a Red Bull. Halfway through you'll prob be tempted to say fuck it, this is taking too long. 1 RB later you'll be fine.

Ask the stylist what products to use, not to use, and how to sleep and wash it. It's going to be like Wags the 2nd some days. Slightly unruly & in your grill.

I know you are going to love it! You are going to feel like muthafuckin Aphrodite!

Like you're going to need a theme song and a wind machine.

Peace, luv, and hair grease!

B

My new friend Blaire who I met through the blogalog hooked my shit up with the bomb advice re: my transformaysh tomorrow.

I don't know if this sounds retarded or not, but I'm feeling lucky as shit these days. I have good people and good hair surrounding me. Dreams are coming true left and right.